Micheal Avenatti has been charged with stealing $300,000 from his former client Stormy Daniels and “stealing her identity”.
- If I was gonna steal someone’s identity, I don’t think I’d pick someone who’d give me an STD.
Pet Self-Cleaning Massage Steel Needle Comb, Stainless Steel Wire Comb Dog Hair Comb Plastic Cat Dog Comb Hair Removal Comb Hair Removal Comb Pet BrushPet Stair 3 Steps Dog Cat Soft Fill Cover Stairs Non-slip Climbing Frame Pet Climbing Sponge Stairs Sofa Bed Ladder.
A survey found that parents think young children should start focusing on their career choice by the age of five.
- I agree! By the time I was five I had already definitely decided I was going to become either Batman or a Bus Driver.
Pet Shaver，Rechargeable Pet Grooming Clippers for Cats and Dogs and Other Family Pets,Ceramic Head, Pet Grooming Kit with 4 Comb Attachments and 4 Extra ToolsPet Stairs 3 Steps Stairs Small Dog Cat Steps Pet Ramp Ladder Portable Travel Up to 20 lbs.
A 44 year old man in China woke up after a night of heavy drinking to find that his, um, well, you know, had been severed.
- Note to Guys: Pay attention the next time your bartender says she’s going to “Cut you off”.
- He never should have agreed to that game of “Strip Bobbitt”.
Pet Shippers Declarations Labels (roll of 500)Pet stairs Best Pet Equipment 5 Steps Portable Non-slip Durable Pet Sofa Bed Ladder Suitable For Small Dogs And Cats Easy To Clean Pet Ramp High Bed.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says that growing “Cauliflower” is a sign of “Colonialism” and people should grow vegetables that represent their cultural heritage.
- Here’s an idea… How about growing vegetables that you actually like to eat???
Pet Shoulder Bag color Stripes Travel Portable Portable Shoulder Bag Chest Chest Canvas Bag 4SizePet Stairs Folding Dog Cat Animal Step Ramp Portable Durable Plastic Ladder Apply for Indoor Outdoor, 4 Step Design.
First they told us not to French Kiss COWS, now the Centers for Disease Control is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” CHICKENS after an outbreak of salmonella sickened 52 people in multiple states.
- Oh sure… Kissing Chickens is always fun until somebody gets food poisoning.
- And just like that I have to change my Memorial Day Weekend plans.
- Multiple states, huh? Apparently “Poultry Snuggling” is more popular than I thought.
PET Show Flower Pet Dog French Barrette Hair Clips Cat Puppy Grooming Hair Accessories Assorted Colour Pack of 20Pet Stairs Mesh Sponge Pet Stairs Teddy Bear Xiong Bomei VIP Stairs Nest Mat Pet Puppy Senior Sofa Multicolor Optional (color D, Size 66X39X10cm).
Kim Kardashian alerted her nearly 61 million Twitter followers to the fact that she had “a serious complaint” with the Jack in the Box hamburger chain.
- I’m bettin’ it had something to do with the buns being too small.
Pet Silk Inc. Oatmeal Shampoo 16 ozPet Stairs Puppy Go to Bed Ladder Summer Washable Sleeping Ladder Dog Climbing Toy Cat Mat.
The 2019 World Beard and Mustache Championships are underway in Belgium with male categories for best mustache, partial beard and full beard. They’re also handing out prizes to women for best “Artificial Facial Hair”.
- Then there’s the “Bruce Jenner Award” which goes to the Woman with the best REAL facial hair.
Pet Slow Food Bowl Anti-Smashing Dog Food Dish Teddy golden Retriever Dog Food Bowl Dog Bowl Pet SuppliesPet Stairs, Climber Ladder, Dog Stairs Pet Sports Ladder for Older Or Smaller Dogs, 165cm X 43cm X 50cm.
Have a Happy & Safe Memorial Day Weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday!